Joey Quote #955
Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's Fridge
Joey: Or, you could just, you know, you. [Joey pushes Ross against the refrigerator]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: What? How do you know it- How do you know it's even broken?
Joey: Oh, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me. [opens fridge door] Well, what do you know? Broken! That'll be $400.
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him.
Joey: You pushed him.
Ross: Joey, I did not break this. Okay? That has been broken for a while.
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‘The One with Joey's Fridge’ Quotes
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Phoebe: Have you seen your guy's body?
Chandler: No. Our guy's just a floating head.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, that thing's clearly in the way. All right. Aha. Ow! Damn fridge.
Rachel: Hey, Joey. How ya doin'?
Joey: Great roomie.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess we are roommates now.
Joey: Yeah. I know. Well, now that you bring it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot, Rach.
Rachel: I'm not paying for half of that. I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
Joey: Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born. Okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks. What does that tell ya?
Rachel: That refrigerators don't live as long as people?
Joey: All right, you know that the ATM only lets you take out $300 at a time, so l'll take a check for the other $100.
Rachel: You're jokin', right?
Joey: Of course I'm joking. I don't take checks.
Rachel: Thank God you're pretty.
Quote from Joey
Joey: So, anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Is this a service you're providing me?
Joey: No, no, no. For my new fridge. For our new fridge.
Chandler: "Our" new fridge? I don't live here anymore.
Joey: So what? Look, okay, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Chandler: Uh-huh.
Joey: And I got custody of the kid. Right? Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Gimme $400!