Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's Fridge
Joey: So, anyway, how do you want to pay me? Chandler: Is this a service you're providing me? Joey: No, no, no. For my new fridge. For our new fridge. Chandler: "Our" new fridge? I don't live here anymore. Joey: So what? Look, okay, suppose we were a divorced couple. Chandler: Uh-huh. Joey: And I got custody of the kid. Right? Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid. Chandler: Okay. Joey: Gimme $400!