Phoebe Quote #1018

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Dates a Student

Phoebe: Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you. I know they said the hair-straightener started the fire. But I think I'm partly at fault. You see, I didn't tell you, but I had recently refilled the tissues. And so, let's face it, that's just kindling. So I think it's fair that I stay at Joey's.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?