Chandler Quote #59

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Butt

Aurora: Suddenly, we realized we were in Yemen.
Chandler: I'm sorry, so "we" is?
Aurora: "We" is me and Rick.
Chandler: Who's Rick?
Aurora: My husband.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Aurora: No.
Chandler: I'm sorry. So you're widowed? Hopefully?
Aurora: No, l'm still married.
Chandler: So, how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Aurora: Don't worry. He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: Ethan? There's an Ethan?
Aurora: Ethan is my boyfriend.
Chandler: So explain something to me here. What kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you have a husband and a boyfriend?
Aurora: I suppose, mainly sexual.
Chandler: Huh.

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