Monica Quote #567
Quote from Monica in The One with the Joke
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny. And it's offensive to women. And doctors.
And monkeys. All right, you shouldn't be arguing over who gets credit. You should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world. Now, let it go. The joke sucks.
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‘The One with the Joke’ Quotes
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Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
Joey: Yeah!
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Rachel: I have a question: If one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Ross: No way.
Joey: I'm not answering that.
Chandler: Joey. No way, I'm not answering that.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.