Chandler Quote #1165
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Joke
Monica: I can't be fair. You're my boyfriend.
Ross: Yes, but I'm your brother. We're family. That's the most important thing in the world.
Chandler: Don't try to sway her. I'm your only chance to have a baby.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Joke’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
Joey: Yeah!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I think it's great that you work here. You're gonna make a lot of money. And here's your first tip. Don't eat yellow snow. [laughs, writes joke down] 2:15 Coffeehouse.