Monica Quote #564
Quote from Monica in The One with the Joke
Monica: She picked Rachel. She tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.
Chandler: He took my joke. He just took it.
Monica: This is wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
Chandler: Know who else picked Rachel? Ross. You know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what, I'm gonna get a joke journal, you know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
Monica: Good idea. You know what's a bad idea?
Chandler: Picking Rachel.
Monica: That's right.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Joke’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
Joey: Yeah!
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: I have a question: If one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Ross: No way.
Joey: I'm not answering that.
Chandler: Joey. No way, I'm not answering that.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.