Joey Quote #1829

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Denial

Chandler: Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Joey: But you're still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today.
Chandler: "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, non-ugly." Nice.
Joey: I just figured, after living with you, it would be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, you know. Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me.
And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19, than say a girl who is 19? Not just a hat rack, my friend.

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 ‘The One with Ross's Denial’ Quotes

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Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!