Phoebe Quote #926
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Ross's Denial
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.
Features in the collection: The Songs of Phoebe Buffay.
Friends Quotes
‘The Songs of Phoebe Buffay’
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Phoebe in The One That Could Have Been (Part 2)
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] It only takes two heart attacks, To finally make you see, One of them won't do it, But the second will set you free, Tell all your hate and anger, It's time to say goodbye, And that is just what I will do, Soon as those bastards I worked for die!
‘The One with Ross's Denial’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Thank you. Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!
Quote from Ross
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing? I mean, it's a really big step. And what's the rush?
[Chandler and Monica laugh]
Monica: That's very funny.
Chandler: He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.
Ross: No, I'm serious. I mean, think about it. You move in. You start fighting over stupid game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up.
Monica: Ross, you were right before. It was just a stupid fight about a room.
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights. This isn't about the room. This is about what the room represents. And unfortunately, this room could destroy you.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not so worried.
Monica: Yeah, me neither.
Ross: Fine. It's your life. I just don't want to see you guys break up. Which you will do if you move in together. But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. Don't do it!