Chandler Quote #1042

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ride-Along

Gary: But that reminds me. Sign this.
Ross: What is it?
Gary: It's nothing. It just says you can't sue the city if you scrape your knee or get your head blown off.
Chandler: Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.

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 ‘The One with the Ride-Along’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive. So live every day to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. And also get stamps. Bye.

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Ross: So, where are we going next?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we?
Joey: Come on, man. So you gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: He's a witness, not a perp. And no one tawks like that.
Ross: Yeah. No one tawks like that.

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[Ross accidentally turns on the police cherry]
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're undercover here.
Ross: Oh, yeah. No problem.
Gary: Ross!
Ross: Sorry. There. [Ross puts the cherry under his t-shirt] Hey, Gary. Who am l? Phone home.