Quote from Ross in The One with the Ride-Along
Ross: So, where are we going next? Gary: This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home. Chandler: Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we? Joey: Come on, man. So you gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up? Gary: He's a witness, not a perp. And no one tawks like that. Ross: Yeah. No one tawks like that.