Joey Quote #738

Quote from Joey in The One with the Ride-Along

Joey: I got it. This place makes the best sandwich in the world.
Gary: Hey, Joe, does it have meatballs on it?
Joey: Oh, yeah.
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Joey: Yep.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Joey: Yeah, okay. Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Chandler: Your tax dollars?
Joey: Yeah, okay.

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Ross: Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive. So live every day to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. And also get stamps. Bye.

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Ross: So, where are we going next?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we?
Joey: Come on, man. So you gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: He's a witness, not a perp. And no one tawks like that.
Ross: Yeah. No one tawks like that.

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[Ross accidentally turns on the police cherry]
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're undercover here.
Ross: Oh, yeah. No problem.
Gary: Ross!
Ross: Sorry. There. [Ross puts the cherry under his t-shirt] Hey, Gary. Who am l? Phone home.