Rachel Quote #488
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Smokes
Rachel: What if this keeps happening? They'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing in my stupid clean air, you know. And when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's going to pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
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‘The One Where Rachel Smokes’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Pick a card. All right. Now, memorize it. You got it?
Chandler: Oh, yes.
Joey: Is that your card?
Chandler: [still holding his card] Yes.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Wouldn't it be great if I got to play Ben's dad?
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: I look more like him than you do. [winks at Carol]
Carol: You know, I really don't know you well enough for you to do that.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Joey: Whoa. But her birthday's not for, like, another month.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.