Rachel Quote #486
Quote from Rachel in The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Rachel: I really, really want this job. And I think I would be really good at it.
Mr. Zelner: You know what? I may regret this but I'm going to give you a shot.
Rachel: You are? Really? Oh. Thank you. Oh, God. Would it be completely inappropriate if I gave you a hug?
Mr. Zelner: Yes.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then how about a handshake? Oh, God. I'm sorry. I did not mean to touch that. I mean, you! There. Okay, so, I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much. Hey, I'll see you Monday.
‘The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Yeah, that's her. But you know what, it doesn't matter. I'm never going to get to meet her anyway.
Monica: Why?
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment. She lives in, like, some kind of hot-girl parallel universe or something.
Monica: What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left.
Joey: No. No, she lives on the 3rd floor, eighth apartment from the left.
Monica: No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby. And you know that other window other there is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that. Thank you, Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.
Phoebe: Congratulations!
Joey: Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Well, I got this pair marked "XS." Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You want to work on your interview skills?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: Okay. Let's start with the handshake. Hi.
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Very good handshake. Good wrist action.
Monica: Let me try.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh, my God. What did I ever do to you?
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Phoebe: Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.