Rachel Quote #483
Quote from Rachel in The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Rachel: Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I got a second interview.
Joey: I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?
Rachel: Wait a minute. You don't think that's why he wants me back?
Joey: Yeah! ... No?
Monica: Kiss? What are you talking about?
Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview and now he wants me back, of course, because "Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody!"
‘The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Yeah, that's her. But you know what, it doesn't matter. I'm never going to get to meet her anyway.
Monica: Why?
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment. She lives in, like, some kind of hot-girl parallel universe or something.
Monica: What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left.
Joey: No. No, she lives on the 3rd floor, eighth apartment from the left.
Monica: No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby. And you know that other window other there is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that. Thank you, Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You want to work on your interview skills?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: Okay. Let's start with the handshake. Hi.
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Very good handshake. Good wrist action.
Monica: Let me try.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh, my God. What did I ever do to you?
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Phoebe: Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Hey, Joey. Great stuff, huh?
Joey: This your place?
Ross: Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in. Ooh, ooh. Go by the window. You can pretend to be surfing.
Joey: But I counted. You're not supposed to live here. Oh, man.