Ross Quote #581
Quote from Ross in The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Rachel: Hey, Ross, any word on the apartment yet?
Ross: Well, I called there, and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had 100 applicants.
Phoebe: Oh, man.
Ross: No, no, it's okay. I've got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe to tip the scales in my direction. Check it out. You can probably see it from the window.
Monica: Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?
Ross: No.
Chandler: That new mountain bike?
Ross: No.
Monica: Well, what did you send?
Ross: A basket of mini muffins.
Phoebe: There's a whole table of mini muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
Ross: The small one.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Everybody Finds Out’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Quote from Ross
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm going to have you and all the guys from work over, you know, once it's furnished.
Donald: I must say, it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Well, I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
Donald: I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team?
Ross: Oh, Donald, that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I- [looks out the window] What? No! No! What are you doing? Get off my sister!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Phoebe, Phoebe. It's okay!
Phoebe: No, they're doing it!
Rachel: I know! I know!
Phoebe: You know?
Rachel: Yes, I know and Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!