Monica Quote #453
Quote from Monica in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe: I'm going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. So this year I'm going to do the whole city.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.
‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?
Quote from Joey
Joey: A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing, you know. Why do you think we have comfortable chairs? Look. Here, sit down. Ready? Watch. And then.
Ross: So, what? We just sit?
Joey: Oh, no, no. We're not gonna just sit. Watch. [dials phone]
Chandler: [on the phone] Hello, Chandler Bing.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] Hello, Mr. Bing. I love you.
Chandler: [on the phone] All right, whoever this is, stop calling me. It's been 6 months. It's not funny.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] But I love you.
Chandler: Leave me alone. For the love of God, leave me alone!
Joey: And that's Wednesday.