Joey Quote #657
Quote from Joey in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Joey: A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing, you know. Why do you think we have comfortable chairs? Look. Here, sit down. Ready? Watch. And then.
Ross: So, what? We just sit?
Joey: Oh, no, no. We're not gonna just sit. Watch. [dials phone]
Chandler: [on the phone] Hello, Chandler Bing.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] Hello, Mr. Bing. I love you.
Chandler: [on the phone] All right, whoever this is, stop calling me. It's been 6 months. It's not funny.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] But I love you.
Chandler: Leave me alone. For the love of God, leave me alone!
Joey: And that's Wednesday.
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Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
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Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.
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Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?