Phoebe Quote #723
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
Joey: What? What good is that going to do anybody?
Phoebe: Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy, and I am definitely not.
Joey: You know, the bee probably died after he stung you.
Phoebe: Damn it!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!