Phoebe Quote #714
Quote from Phoebe in The One Hundredth
Phoebe: So here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do. But they were wrong, this is.
Well, I had the most fun with you guys. I wish I could take you home and see you every day.
Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me.
Okay, so we're cool. We're gonna be great. Little high-fives. Well, if you're going to cry...
Friends Quotes
‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?
Quote from Ross
Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.