Phoebe Quote #706
Quote from Phoebe in The One Hundredth
Ross: Phoebe, this is Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Phoebe: Hi. You're going into what grade?
Dr. Oberman: I'm actually a first-year resident, but I get that along. See, I graduated early.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, uh-uh. Me too. Ross, maybe I should have specified that I'd be needing a grown-up doctor.
Dr. Oberman: Oh, no. Really, I'm fully qualified-
Phoebe: Doogie! Ssh. Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go, little boy! Go!
Frank: Oh, cool. You made him cry.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?
Quote from Ross
Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.