Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one-"
Monica: Did that.
Phoebe: "Grasp the linen strip by its tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
[Monica pulls a strip and screams]
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was pain-ful! Oh, my God. They should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
Phoebe: Well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.
Monica: That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.