Phoebe Quote #400

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Ross: Somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: That's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
Monica: Yeah, he took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything.
Phoebe: Why don't you go ask him to just, "Step lightly, please?"
Monica: I have, like five times. But the guy is so charming that I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him.
Phoebe: Oh, that is silly. I'll go up there. I'll tell him to keep it down.

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 ‘The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer. No, no, no, no. It's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: It's got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Look, when I've been drink, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry.
Rachel: That's all right.
Ross: That's okay.

Quote from Chandler

[Joey's sisters enter the apartment]
Chandler: Okay. How many of that girl are you seeing?