Phoebe Quote #399
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rachel Quits
Phoebe: No, no. You don't want that one. No, no. You can have this cool brown one.
Customer: It's almost dead.
Phoebe: But that's why you have to buy it, to fulfill its Christmas destiny. Otherwise, they'll throw it into the chipper. Tell him.
Joey: Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Quits’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird. [blows whistle]
Woman: What does that mean?
Ross: Well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to the sleepovers.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible, okay?
Chandler: It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Oh, I don't know.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?