Rachel Quote #1134
Quote from Rachel in The One with Ross's Grant
Rachel: Who's Gladys?
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made. You know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Rachel: Ah. And Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous.
Phoebe: Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too.
Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But you already gave that to Monica, so-
Monica: No. You know, I would give her up for you.
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Monica: No, but I want to.
Rachel: But I don't want you to.
Monica: But I insist.
Rachel: But I insist harder.
Phoebe: Girls. Girls. Stop. Okay, we'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's. Tails, she's Monica's. Tails. Monica, she's yours.
Monica: No, that landed in your food.
Rachel: No, no, that's okay. You won fair and square. I'm so sad.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Ross's Grant’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared? Oh, did he cry? Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: All right, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Joey: Hey, what? What?
Rachel: Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep. She climbs out of the frame and then drags her half-a-body across the floor just looking for legs to steal. And then with her one good hand she slowly reaches up and turns your doorknob.
Joey: Get that legless witch out of here!
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: And the worst one, he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: Who's Gladys? [gasps] Oh, what a tragic loss.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.
Monica: Oh, I don't know.
Phoebe: What, you don't like her?
Monica: Of course I do. What's not to like? I'd take her in a minute. But I think that you're giving up too easy. I think that you need to fight for her.
Phoebe: Really, you think?
Monica: Absolutely. You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her. She means too much to me."
Phoebe: Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through.