Chandler Quote #488
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Jam
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. It's my last batch.
Joey: No more jam?
Rachel: What happened to your jam plan?
Monica: Well, I figured out I'd need to charge $17 a jar just to break even. So I've got a new plan now. Babies.
Chandler: Well, you're gonna need much bigger jars.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
[Immediately after Rachel leaves the apartment:]
Ross: Okay, the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
Chandler: I thought you were [cutesy] "cuddly sleepers."
Ross: No, not cuddly. Not me. Just her. I'm like you. I need the room. Okay, come here. Okay. You're in bed. I'll use the cushion. Okay. You're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now, you wait for her to drift off and then you hug her, and roll her over to her side of the bed. And then you roll away. Hug for her. Roll for you.
Quote from Joey
Monica: All right, how's this? Twenty-seven, ltalian-American guy. He's an actor. Born in Queens. Wow, big family. Seven sisters and he's the only boy. [Everyone looks at Joey] Oh, my God! Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule."
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule!
Quote from Joey
Joey: I called the sperm bank today. They haven't sold a single unit of Tribbiani. Nobody wants my product. I don't get it. [Joey gets jam all over his face as he licks the jar] Maybe if they met me in person.