Phoebe Quote #1249
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Red Sweater
Joey: Pheebs? Listen. Sit down, I got something I want to say.
Phoebe: All right.
Joey: It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Now, I always felt that you and I have a special bond. So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Monica: Oh, my God! Joey!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.
Monica: You can't marry him!
Phoebe: Hey, lady, your day's over, it's my turn.
Monica: Phoebe!
Joey: What? Why can't she marry me?
Phoebe: I can and I will.
Monica: She's not pregnant. It's Rachel. Rachel's the one who's pregnant, okay.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe, I think he'd notice when you didn't have a baby in nine months.
Phoebe: It's Joey! [mouths] I love you!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Red Sweater’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the mini bar. And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Uh, Joey, were you in our room last night?
Joey: No. [Phoebe shows Joey the bill they're challenging] I was told the name of movie would not appear on the bill.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hey, how are you feeling? Got any morning sickness?
Rachel: Ssh. The guys don't know, do they?
Monica: No. Joey and Ross don't know anything and Chandler still thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
Phoebe: Hey, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course.
Quote from Joey
Front Desk Clerk: Here's a copy of your bill.
Monica: Oh, thanks. Champagne, strawberries- Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.
Joey: Yeah, that's sad. Mashuga Nut?