Joey Quote #188

Quote from Joey in The One Where Eddie Moves In

Joey: All right, that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny New Eggs with his moving the mail and his "See you, pals." And now there's no juice. There's no juice for the people who need the juice. I need the juice.
Chandler: There's another carton there.
Joey: This isn't about juice anymore, all right, man?

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 ‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again.
He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Rachel: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Monica: Get out, you doofus.

Quote from Joey

Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Everybody. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. Monica.
Monica: They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler: ... You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe: Rachel.
Rachel: And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay, back to the chorus.