Chandler Quote #365
[to a group of men dressed in Hazmat suits]
Chandler: So, you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Would you let me talk.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Rachel: Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was- Ow, that hurt!
Monica: Quit flicking!
Rachel: You stop flicking!
Monica: You flicked me first.
[Monica and Rachel start hitting each other]
Phoebe: Oh. Let's not do this. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
[Monica gets Rachel to the ground, removes her sock and starts hitting her with it]
Phoebe: Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass! [Phoebe grabs Monica and Rachel by their ears] All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.
Quote from Chandler
Susie: Come on. All right, mister. Let's see those panties.
Susie: Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier?
Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Chandler: Okay, but I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Susie: Come on, hurry!
Chandler: Hey, do you want this done quick or done right?
Susie: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.
Chandler: So you want me to clench anything or? Susie?
Susie: This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean, "what do I mean?"! I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What? What do you mean?
Susie: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing! I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!
Chandler: That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
Chandler: I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!
Quote from The One with All the Rugby
Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Quote from The One with the Prom Video
Joey: This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [after opening the box] Wow, I don't know what to say.
Joey: What do you say?
Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out.
Chandler: "To my best bud."
Joey: Thanks, best bud. Put it on.
Chandler: Now? [putting it away in a drawer] No, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Joey: No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. When you put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet.
Chandler: I so am.
Joey: Do you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it will probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.