Susie: Come on. All right, mister. Let's see those panties.
Chandler: Alrighty.
Susie: Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier?
Chandler: What?
Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Chandler: Okay, but I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Susie: Come on, hurry!
Chandler: Hey, do you want this done quick or done right?
Susie: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.
Chandler: So you want me to clench anything or? Susie?
Susie: This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean, "what do I mean?"! I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What? What do you mean?
Susie: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing! I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!
Chandler: That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
Chandler: I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!