Joey Quote #1047
Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Library Book
Rachel: You're going to leave this person with me?
Joey: Don't worry, she's a terrific girl. Hey, listen, can you do me a favor? When she comes out, could you just mention that I'm not looking for a serious relationship? That'd be great.
Rachel: What, are you kidding?
Joey: Just casually slip it in, you know. Lay the groundwork. Tell her I'm a loner. No, an outlaw.
She doesn't want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Rachel: You know what, that's a lot to remember.
Rachel: Can't I tell her that you're a pig?
Joey: Hey, I'm gonna call her later myself. Honest. Come on, Chandler used to do it.
He'd even make the girl pancakes. Plus he'd make extras and leave them for me.
Rachel: Forget it. I'm not telling her anything. That is not my responsibility.
Joey: Fine. Now, where did we land on those pancakes?
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‘The One with Ross's Library Book’ Quotes
Quote from Janice
Monica: It's actually going to be just family.
Janice: Oh, wait. You two think of me as family? Oh, I have to ask you something now, and be honest. Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?
Quote from Janice
Monica: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You have to go.
Janice: Why?
Monica: Because Chandler still has feelings for you.
Janice: He does?
Chandler: Say again?
Monica: That's right. That's right. And that is why you can't stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding.
Chandler: Feelings. Such strong feelings.
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Janice: Oh, my God. I understand. I am so sorry. I'll go. Goodbye, Monica. I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, you call me when this goes in the pooper.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Come on. So she comes to the wedding. Maybe it won't be so bad.
Chandler: You think she's just going to sit there quietly? You don't think she's going to want to make a toast? You don't think she's going to want to grab the microphone and sing "Part-Time Lover"?