Chandler Quote #361
Quote from Chandler in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Rachel: And she's not crazy?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. She's a total whack-job. She thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Ramoray.
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Monica: And he's going out with her? He cannot pursue this.
Chandler: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love?
[Rachel and Monica glare at Chandler]
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.
‘The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]
Quote from Phoebe
Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?