Ross Quote #209
Quote from Ross in The One with Russ
Russ: I know what your problem is.
Ross: Oh, you do, do you?
Russ: Mm-hm. You're jealous.
Ross: Uh, of - Of what?
Russ: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like, day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
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Estelle: Well, there's my favorite client. So, tell me, darling, how was the audition?
Joey: Well, I think it went pretty well. I got a callback for Thursday.
Estelle: Joey. Have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Joey: No.
Estelle: Well, here it is.
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Chandler: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Quote from Ross
Ross: She's dating? She's dating.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Ross: What do you mean?
Monica: Do you not see it?
Ross: See what? I don't know what she sees in, in that goober. And it- And it takes him, what? Like, like, I don't know, uh, uh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?
Chandler: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
Ross: [stammering] Yeah.