Phoebe Quote #200

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Dad

Phoebe: I know. I just wanted to know who he was, you know?
Frances: Yeah, I know. I wasn't completely honest with you when I said I didn't know exactly where he lived.
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Frances: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Dad’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know, one day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know your Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Nice seizing, gel boy.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
Frances: Oh, sure, sure. How come?
Phoebe: Just, you know, to see him.
Frances: Oh, sure. Here. This is the one of your father in a meadow. And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation. Another graduation.
Phoebe: Okay, is this really my father?
Frances: Is it really your fa-? Well, of course it is.
Phoebe: I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!