Chandler Quote #306
Quote from Chandler in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Chandler: Bob here. So you met someone, huh?
Jade: Yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.
Chandler: So how was he?
Jade: Eh.
Chandler: Eh?
Jade: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
Chandler: Well, that makes me feel so good.
Jade: It was just so awkward and bumpy.
Ross: [mouths] Bumpy?
Chandler: Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with and maybe you have to get used to it.
Jade: Well, there really wasn't much time to get used to it if you know what I mean.
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