Chandler Quote #304

Quote from Chandler in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Ross: Chandler, are you ready?
Chandler: Yes, yes. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Ross: Whoa, whoa. What? You had sex today?
Chandler: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome. Okay, she was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Ross: Wow.
Chandler: Okay, I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign.

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