Ross Quote #184

Quote from Ross in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Chandler: I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
Ross: Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Chandler: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was yours because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks my number is Bob's number.
Ross: Hey, tell me again. What do I do again when Mr. Roper calls?

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Rachel: [softly] Okay, I will have the side salad.
Waiter: [softly] And what would that be on the side of?
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Ross: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Rachel: That's because you have it.
Ross: That's a good point.

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Phoebe: I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and ... take care.