Rachel Quote #539

Quote from Rachel in The One with Ross's Denial

Ross: Why would it be weird?
Rachel: Well, you know, because of us. Because of our history.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No?
Ross: No, no. It would only be weird if we were still in "that place." I mean, are you still in that place?
Rachel: No, not at all.
Ross: Good. Me neither. So it's not a problem. We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: Okay, but, Ross, eventually you and I are going to be dating.
Ross: Really? We are?
Rachel: Well, yeah. I'm gonna have a boyfriend and you're gonna have a girlfriend.
Ross: Oh. That'd be great.
Rachel: But you know, if you think it's gonna be okay, we'll just work out a system. You know, it'll be like in college. I'll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign: "Come back later. I'm getting lucky."
Ross: [laughs] Yeah, I didn't think of that.

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Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
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