Chandler Quote #223
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Fake Monica
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot. Naturally, our first choice would be a big state zoo. Like San Diego. Right? But that may just be a pipe dream because, you know, he's out-of-state. My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. It's a total party zoo.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fake Monica’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big: which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin?
Joey: Stalin. Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: You might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that.
Chandler: Oh yes. Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Monica, okay? Honey, you're kind of losing it here. I mean this is really becoming a weird obsession thing.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. Thank you.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey.
Ross: Just say what you feel, Joey.
Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.