Ross Quote #131
Quote from Ross in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Joey: She said that?
Ross: Well, I added the "exactly like me" part. But she said she's looking for someone. And someone is going to be there tonight.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
Quote from Phoebe
Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.