Phoebe Quote #101

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

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 ‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.

Quote from Phoebe

Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Anyway, I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine, go over there and try to woo her.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.