Joey Quote #481
Quote from Joey in The One with the Embyros
Ross: Gentlemen, you're up first. You have 30 seconds. The lightning round begins - Stop it! - Now.
"What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?"
Joey: Big Fat Goalie.
Ross: Correct! "Rachel claims this is her favorite movie."
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: "Her actual favorite movie is?"
Joey: Weekend at Bernie's.
Ross: Correct. "In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?"
Chandler: Oh! [whispers in Ross's ear]
Ross: Ew! No! Her ear. All right, "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler: Fancy.
Joey: Guest.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds.
Joey: Uh, eleven?
Ross: Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!