Dr. Green Quote #19
Quote from Dr. Green in The One with the Race Car Bed
Dr. Green: Her legs are fine.
Ross: I know that.
Dr. Green: So why do you let her go to a chiropractor?
Rachel: I'm sorry, "let her"?
Ross: What can I do? She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute. You don't have renter's insurance?
Rachel: No.
Dr. Green: What if someone steals something? How you gonna run after him, with one leg shorter than the other?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Race Car Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm sorry. It's just-
Dr. Green: Ross? What's with the neck?
Rachel: He's got this thing and I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor.
Dr. Green: You still going to that chiropractor? The man couldn't get into med school in lxtapa!
Ross: Thank you. That's what I keep saying.
Quote from Dr. Green
Dr. Green: You know what's really good here? The lobster. What do you say, shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah. If you're really hungry. It was a joke. I made a joke.
Rachel: Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person's allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works in a library.
Ross: It's not-
Dr. Green: I know. It's a museum! You're the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. Waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. [gestures apologetically]
Quote from Dr. Green
Ross: So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat?
Dr. Green: They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: Gives it a nice antique-y look?
Dr. Green: Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
Ross: Wow, I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.