Quote from Dr. Green in The One with the Race Car Bed
Dr. Green: You know what's really good here? The lobster. What do you say, shall I just order three? Ross: Yeah. If you're really hungry. It was a joke. I made a joke. Rachel: Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster. Dr. Green: What kind of person's allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works in a library. Ross: It's not- Dr. Green: I know. It's a museum! You're the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. Waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. [gestures apologetically]