Joey Quote #458
Quote from Joey in The One with Chandler in a Box
Ross: Listen, Joey. I know what he did was wrong. But can't you hear him out?
Joey: If Chandler had kissed Rachel, would you hear him out?
Ross: That's a good point. So, how long are you going to punish him?
Joey: Five years.
Ross: You've sentenced him?
Joey: Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Ross: Joey, the guy's your best friend.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.
Ross: Who, me?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Wow. I'm honored. You know what I'm going to do as your first act as your best friend? I'm going to get you to talk to Chandler.
Joey: All right. But if you weren't my best friend...
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Chandler in a Box’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, look. If this is a big joke to you, forget about it. This means something to me.
If it doesn't mean anything to you, then get out of there. Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box.
Chandler: You're right. I'm sorry. This means a lot to me. I want to be friends again. I swear I won't say another word.
Joey: So you'll take this seriously?
Chandler: Absolutely.
Joey: That sounds like another word to me. Are you going to take this seriously? [silence] Okay.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, did any of you pick Rachel for your Secret Santa? Because I want to trade for her.
Phoebe: I picked her. Oh, thank God you want her.
Chandler: Wow. Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Phoebe: Because she exchanges every gift she gets. It's, like, impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let's trade.
Chandler: Well, that's not true. That's not true. I got her that backpack and she loved it. I remember she cried when that big dog ran off with- There was no big dog. All right, this sucks. I already got her a briefcase with "R.G." put on it. Her initials.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Fine. Judge all you want to. But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, lives in a box.