Carol Quote #5
Quote from Carol in The One with Two Parts: Part 1
Carol: It's impossible. It's just impossible.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: What that woman did. I am not doing that! It's just going to have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.
Ross: Carol, honey. Everything's going to be all right.
Carol: Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Two Parts: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Mr. Douglas: She's still here.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, she is. Didn't I memo you? After I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen- Dr. Flanan-, Dr. Flan. And he informed me that she took the news rather badly. In fact, he mentioned the word "frenzy".
Mr. Douglas: You're kidding, she seems so-
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina? She is [makes crazy noises]. In fact, if you asked her right now she would have no recollection of being fired at all. None at all.
Mr. Douglas: That's unbelievable.
Chandler: And yet believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what's going on inside a person's head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: This is unbelievable! It's been half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham about now.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: I don't know if he's testing me or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. He keeps erasing the messages on my machine. Supposedly by accident.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I've done that.
Ross: And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
Rachel: I've never done that.