Ross Quote #113
Quote from Ross in The One with Two Parts: Part 1
Ross: Uh, hi, I'm Ross Geller. And that's, that's my boy in there. And this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch. Susan is Carol's- Who's next?
Lamaze Teacher: I'm sorry I didn't get it, Susan is?
Ross: Susan is Carol's friend.
Carol: Life partner.
Ross: Like buddies.
Susan: Like lovers.
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Carol: It's a little complicated.
Ross: A little.
Susan: But we're fine.
Ross: Absolutely. [to another couple] So, twins! That's like two births. Ouch.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Two Parts: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Carol
Carol: It's impossible. It's just impossible.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: What that woman did. I am not doing that! It's just going to have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.
Ross: Carol, honey. Everything's going to be all right.
Carol: Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"
Quote from Chandler
Mr. Douglas: She's still here.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, she is. Didn't I memo you? After I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen- Dr. Flanan-, Dr. Flan. And he informed me that she took the news rather badly. In fact, he mentioned the word "frenzy".
Mr. Douglas: You're kidding, she seems so-
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina? She is [makes crazy noises]. In fact, if you asked her right now she would have no recollection of being fired at all. None at all.
Mr. Douglas: That's unbelievable.
Chandler: And yet believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what's going on inside a person's head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: This is unbelievable! It's been half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham about now.