TV Quotes

Ross: And while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus-
[Rachel laughs]
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: Homo.

Ross: But all kidding aside. In much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus.
[Joey laughs]
Charlie: What?
Joey: He said erectus.
Charlie: You're kidding, right?
Joey: No, he really said it.

Chandler: You really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?
Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Huh. So how many cameras are actually on you?

Airport Announcement: This is the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen.
Chandler: Well, I guess I gotta go.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?
Chandler: Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
Janice: Oh. Well, I'll write you every day. 15, Yemen Road, Yemen.
Chandler: Okay. Goodbye.