Ross Quote #893
Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's Award
Ross: Mr. Morse? Can I speak to you for a moment?
Mr. Morse: That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little haircut?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Do you like it? Do you love it? I just want you to know that I'm changing your grade back.
Mr. Morse: What? Why?
Ross: Because I know what you're trying to pull here. Okay, it's not going to work.
Mr. Morse: I'm not trying to pull anything. Look, I love you, dude.
Ross: You know what, I'm not even gonna talk about this. This little "thing" is over. I know you have a girlfriend. Okay, yeah. And I know about the other professors. How do you think that makes me feel, Ned? You used me! You don't love me and you never did! Professor Winston.
Professor Frederickson. I'll be right with you. [to Ned] Don't make this worse and I'll give you a "C." Shall we?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.