Monica: Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky, as to fall in love with my best- My best- There's a reason why girls don't do this!

Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here.
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Rachel: Oh, this is the least jealous I've ever been.
Phoebe: Oh, no, wait. This is wrong. Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Oh, hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about.

Monica: Yeah, well, there's some people who do want to marry me.
Joey: There are?
Monica: Yeah. Richard.
Joey: Richard said he wants to marry you? And Chandler's telling you how much he hates marriage?
Monica: That's right.
Joey: Chandler loves marriage.
Monica: You just told me he hates marriage. That he's a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife. That he's against marriage and always will be.
Joey: You got that from what I said?